Entertainment jokes

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

Stan JoJo Siwa.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Magitat?

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

This is how I got [redacted]