A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Entertainment Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Magitat?
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Stig
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
DJ Croos joke.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Funni.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
