Entertainment jokes
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Me and Who?
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
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Skeppy is the joke.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Who's Lil John?
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.