Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
GTA 6
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
This is how I got [redacted]
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.