Entertainment jokes
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Magitat?
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Stig
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏