Entertainment jokes

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Funni.

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

What’s green and smells of bacon?

KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

Doin (DYM 45)

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.