Entertainment jokes

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."

Gaming, uh?

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

*insert a joke here*

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

The worst joke is no joke ;)

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

So cinema.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.