Entertainment jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.