What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
