Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes
Fun game to get.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
