Entertainment jokes

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Jokes are not funny.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

Stig

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

Your hairline pushed too far back.

Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

DJ Croos joke.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.