Entertainment jokes
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.