Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
The joke is my life.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
