What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Entertainment Jokes
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. π
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."π¦
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." π―π±
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πΆπ
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
