why are the jokes fat because you made it
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
