A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Entertainment Jokes
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of band never plays music?
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
