Entertainment jokes
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
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What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
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What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.