How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
