I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
me haha im the joke
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
