Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Entertainment Jokes
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
