Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Bro your humor is so bad i bet you would laugh at this
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What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
TommyInnit is a joke.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
Kidloland
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What is hell to you? Jesus!!!!! He is every where taking our time, and energy, and our lives for his entertainment. But judgement day is his eternal hell! And our Eternal Heaven!!
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
