Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
