I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
Booooooooooooo!
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
