Entertainment jokes
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Family Guy funny moments.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
If you play games, go play on your sister.