Entertainment jokes
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!