Entertainment jokes
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Player 138 eliminated...
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.