Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Entertainment Jokes
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Player 138 eliminated...
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
