New Entertainment Jokes - Page 78

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

Why did Elsa's dog run away?

Because she let it go!

Anyone play Roblox?

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

I watch gay porn.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!