What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
what's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
why do people enjoy orphan jokes! lol.... I LOVE IT >: )
What do you call peg and cat from peg + cat? Egg + splat. Eggy joke for all too enjoy
when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
(Enjoy!)
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
