Emotion jokes

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

I love my family.

Hi! 👋 I love! 💕

I love dccfffghyyhh.