Emotion jokes

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Oh, you're jealous now.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

I'm all panic and no disco.

Try not to <3.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)