Emotion jokes

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

I love dccfffghyyhh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I love just having fun!

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

"Balls" got me like: 😂

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.