Emotion jokes
Try not to <3.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Memes
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Oh, you're jealous now.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Never got a mother's love, lol.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.