Emotion jokes

I got sad today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

I hate nightmares.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

What do you say to an upset German?

Quit being such a sauerkraut!

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.