Emotion jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

I laughed at my life so hard.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I love Mekhi!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

I'll really mist ya.

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

I love you, Tina!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.