Emotion jokes
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
I laughed at my life so hard.
This is a bad day for me.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I'll really mist ya.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
I love you, Tina!
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I'm dead inside.