Emotion jokes

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

I'm dead inside.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

I laughed at my life so hard.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

I love Mekhi!

I'll really mist ya.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

I love you, Tina!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

This is a bad day for me.

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.