I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
Emotion Jokes
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I love myself.
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Adriano loves life.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
I love the yyyy.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
I love dccfffghyyhh.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
