So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
My life.
Kill me, please.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
