Emotion jokes
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
Worried I am dead.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I love myself.
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Adriano loves life.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
I love the yyyy.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.