Emotion jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

You should always be happy about family and love.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

Throw a plate.

It’s broken, right?

Say “sorry” to it.

Did it fix back?

No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

My depression: hey, what's up!

Me: go away.

My depression: well how rude.

Me: 🙄.

My depression: remember that one time......

Me: no, don't even.

My depression: that we.....

Me: nope.

My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

Me: 😳😶😟.

My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

When I mist, I miss.

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

One day, I love you.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.