Emotion jokes
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
I love the yyyy.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
I love dccfffghyyhh.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I hate crying.