Emotion

Emotion jokes

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.