What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Emotion Jokes
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Me :D
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Depression :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
