What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I hate my life.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
