Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Emotion Jokes
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I'll really mist ya.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
