Emotion jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
My depression is depressed.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.