Emotion jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
My depression is depressed.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
That one depressed friend.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.