Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
