A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
U can vent here idc.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
