what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
