Emotion jokes
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.