Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
We gate.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
