Emotion jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Being mean.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.