Emotion jokes
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.