Emotion

Emotion jokes

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.