Emoś jokes
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.