Emoś jokes
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.