Emoś jokes
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.