Emoś jokes
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.