Emoś jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.