Emoś jokes
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Imagine being emo.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Like if you are emo.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.