Emoś jokes
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Like if you are emo.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Who is your mum?
An emo.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.