Emoś jokes

Kid

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

Emo

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?

They hang from trees.

Kid

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Emo kid

When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.

FUCK EMO KIDS!

Emo

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

Emo

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.

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  • Emo

    I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

    Girl

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

    The emo girl still bleeds.

    Emo kid

    What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

    The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.