Emoś jokes
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Like if you are emo.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"