Emoś jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.