Emoś jokes
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
the emo is here and tired
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Like if you know someone is emo.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.