Emoś jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Emo people totally suck!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
When you can't pick
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.