Emoś jokes
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.