Emoś jokes
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!