Emoś jokes
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."