Emoś jokes

I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

What game do Emos play?

Fruit Ninja.

(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Why does Batman only wear black?

Because he's emo!

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

What do you call a flat emo girl?

A cutting board.

What do you call a group of emo friends?

THE SUICIDE SQUAD!

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.