Emoś jokes
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.