Emoś jokes
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?