Emoś jokes
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.