Emoś jokes
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Like if you know someone is emo.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
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I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.