Emoś jokes
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.