Emoś jokes
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"