Emoś jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.