Emoś jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.