Emo

Emo Jokes

Round

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Apple

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Phone

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Feather

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Kid

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Death

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

Kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Christmas

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Tree

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.