What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? Nothing she was hung over
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
Don't give emos crack there high enough
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
What's the difference between a bird and an emo? Birds fly
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
