Emo Jokes

What do you call a flat emo ......

A chopping block🖤

what do you call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up

Walk up to a emo and say i like your cuts G

Why dose a emo wish they were a fish

Because there under water

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death

what are emos fav tv show theme song?

Bablade Bablade let it rip!

when the class plays hangman the emos get inspired

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

emo girls be like how much am i worth

girl scan the code on your wrist

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope

when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there

what does a emo kid say when they wanna hang out *wanna hang?*

you

what do you call a group of emo kids? suicide squad

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me

Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting