Emo Jokes

hotmoms.com

what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

Anonymous

clit

Anonymous

Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach

Box3d

I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan’t to play Rocket League? I’m on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Anonymous

Big black ball sacks

georgy t

what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression

Yourdadsgonesigh

If you drop an emo out and a piece of paper out of a tree you know what will hit the floor first. The paper because the rope will stop the emo

Anonymous
in Self Harm

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout

Because every time they scan it scans twice.

NothingToSeeHere21

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

Boxed

Howdo you win a argument agaisnt a emo kid? Kick the chair under them.

Anonymous

Emos do take shots of themselves … not with a camera tho

Anonymous

As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend)

P.S. I have no friends

no1

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Mr.Funny man

what is a fun game for an emo kid.

tug o war with a tree

wht

IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?

ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo

Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!

Anonymous

anyone up for some fortnite?

Anonymous

my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?