Emo jokes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Emo people totally suck!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)