Emo jokes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.