Emo jokes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.