Emo

Emo jokes

Friend

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Wound

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Leaf

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Friend

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Kid

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Sh

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.