Emo

Emo Jokes

My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first

The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope

Q:What's the difference between a knife and razor blade? A:Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.