Emo jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.