Emo jokes
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.