Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Emo Jokes
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
