Emo jokes

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Why does the emo kid skip class?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Why do egos like robbing banks?

They get a cut.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.