Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Who wants to be my boyfriend plzz
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
