Emo jokes
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.