Emo

Emo Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.