Emo jokes
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Gay.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Dick.