Emo jokes
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Yoav
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.