Emo jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What's an emo's favourite historical period?
The Great Depression.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Emo people totally suck!
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.