What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Emo Jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
