Emo jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Yoav
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.