Emo jokes
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Yoav
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.