What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Yoav
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
What's the difference between a bird and an emo? Birds fly
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Why do emo people hang each other because their to Hengruy
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo
So it can cut its self
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Emo people totally suck!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
