Emo jokes
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Yoav
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!