Emo jokes
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
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Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I farted.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.