Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What goes down but not up.
An emo
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
Gay
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common;) They both hang with the trees
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Dick.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"