Emo jokes

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Hoi!

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Noob butter eater.

Wears pink.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.