Emo jokes
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.