Emo

Emo Jokes

Tree

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

Emo kid

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

Lamp

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

Kid

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Grandma

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Lamp

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Store

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Mom

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

Orphan

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

Culture

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.