I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Emo Jokes
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Gay.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Dick.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
