Emo jokes
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Gay.