Emo jokes

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

What’s the most emo country in the world?

Qatar.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

Gay.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.