Emo Jokes

Anonymous

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: “do you want to join my family tree?”

Anonymous

How do emo’s like their meat cooked medium rawr

Anonymous
in Depression

how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.

in Dark Humor

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees

Jack

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

KinkyKamilUwU

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

kiana
in Dark Humor

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

Emo bar code scanner

What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

Anonymous

whats the difference between life and death…life hurts

Anonymous

what game does an emo love

hang man

Anonymous

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself

Anonymous

What’s the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

TrumpPence2016

What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

Anonymous

why did one emo say to the other I like your cuts g

Anonymous

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves

Anonymous

If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?

Anonymous

i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies

Anonymous

I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.

ass1crack2emo3

why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging