Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
What do u call a group of Emos
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say “Hey, can I borrow your arm?”
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? “cut me please”
What say to emo like your cut g
whats an emo kids favorite movie- suicide squad
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it’s self!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person
An emo slits
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
Q:I wish my grass was emo A: Then it would cut itself
When the emo kid looks at you and says fuck you…RUNNN
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
what do emo kids scan at the store… their wrist