Emo Jokes

like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

what is the coolest bath bomb for emos

a toaster

Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string

do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists

Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired

emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"

How do you make a emo jump

A cliff

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid

what makes emos jump

a. bridges