Emo Jokes

Anonymous

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

Silas booty raper

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT

Fire

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

Anonymous

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

The kid

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist

Anonymous

whats the difference between life and death......life hurts

Ramen

How do you make a emo jump

A cliff

Anonymous

what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak

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Theonlyinposter

Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

Zzombee

What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos

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bad jokes

whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.

Jack

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

who_asked7

Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.

Anonymous

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

hotmoms.com

what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

Anonymous

What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.

mitchelj54

what do you call a flat emo kid?

a cutting board.

Tree

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging