Emo jokes
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.