Emo jokes
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.