Emo

Emo Jokes

Way

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

Noose

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Game

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

Phone

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Air

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

View

John Lennon: "What a nice view."

John walked outside.

He got shot.

:skull:

Emo kid

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Well

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

Line

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?