Emo Jokes

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like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!

Flamenco

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!!

Common

Anonymous

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

Bomb

Anonymous

what is the coolest bath bomb for emos

a toaster

Xxjokersharksxx

Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air

Sadness

Anonymous

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Alexkila

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

👍🏼

ben dover

i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists

Emo bar code scanner

Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.

Cut

Anonymous

emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out

dadamoop

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

Kid

Anonymous

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"

Ramen

How do you make a emo jump

A cliff

Mrs light chocolate

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Animal Rapist

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

ur new daddy

What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid

Jump

Anonymous

what makes emos jump

a. bridges