Emo jokes

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

What is an Emo's favorite hobby?

Hanging in.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.