Emo kid jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.