What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five, the tree left them hanging
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!