Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"