What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five, the tree left them hanging
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
