The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!