Emo kid jokes
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!