What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!