Emo kid jokes
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.