Emo kid jokes
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.