Emo kid

Emo Kid Jokes

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.