Emo kid jokes
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.