Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

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