Emo kid

Emo Kid Jokes

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they sit in the dark crying. None they sit in the dark cutting their wrists

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.