Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.