How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad