Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Emo Kid Jokes
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
