Emo kid

Emo Kid Jokes

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they sit in the dark crying. None they sit in the dark cutting their wrists

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.