How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they sit in the dark crying. None they sit in the dark cutting their wrists
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Who can jump the highest?
emo kids some are still in the air
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What does one emo kids say to the other
I like you cuts g
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
