Eleven jokes
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.