Education Jokes

Like if you hate going to school.

Where did Milky Way get its degree?

At the university.

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."

when my teacher says were my homework at

A golden retriever is lying on a red carpet, holding a toy gun in its paws. The text "PEW PEW PEW" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"