Education jokes
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!