Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
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I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
whit did u call a school got bloign up
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
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Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
hahahahaha.........Autism.
