Education Jokes

Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

When the school lets you near children again...

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

when my teacher says were my homework at

A golden retriever is lying on a red carpet, holding a toy gun in its paws. The text "PEW PEW PEW" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.

Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?

A: She kept stepping on a rake.

My favorite species is a cheetah because

Ima cheet-ah on the test.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”