Education jokes
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Like if you can relate
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!