Education jokes
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Memes
when my teacher says were my homework at
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.