Education jokes

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?

Cosecant remember his own name.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of orphans.

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.