what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
what is a gay school boys favorite grade
d+
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words? Student: Ukraine is History!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
Why can't a orphan go to school? They have no one to sign the parent signature.
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
Why do orphan hate school because of home work
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
I love school
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
I did a good job of being home from school 🏫
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
