Education jokes
This. This is my class.
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Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
me when i get called on in class
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Games
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.