Education jokes
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
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When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.