Education jokes

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.