Education jokes
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Nah bro, French be wild!
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
School is the best!
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
I fucking hate school, god damn!