Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Teacher: Great! Youβre studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
what do you call asian kid that is bad at math. an orphan
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive π§¨
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally hereβs your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! ππ
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you werenβt listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
Teachers: when ever thereβs a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
