
Education jokes
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Why are my students so naughty?
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
I love school.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
